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WHUT DA FUK IS DIS?
Smmayer.com is merely a figment of your stark and bold imagination. Whilst it may appear as if this website is taking up some kind of Digital Megabytes, you are actually seeing a sort of mirage, An e-rage, as I like to call them. Or would should I not be part of your brainwaves.
As such, anything you read here is probably fictitious or ludicrous or hopefully a bit of both. What can be said for certain is that none of it exists and none of it will ever exist. To think otherwise would be ridiculous and frankly I think higher of you all than that.