R. Mathew Eames / Internet Lolstar

reames@smmayer.com


A LIST OF IDIOTS

An ongoing and special list of morons, douchebags and occasionally 'famous' fuckwits who I wish lived on a different planet to me.

  • Kerry Katona.
  • Kate Moss.
  • Kim Kardishan.
  • The Cast of Jersey Shore.
  • People who imitate the cast of Jersey Shore.
  • Religious Extremists.
  • John Edwards.
  • George Bush.
  • Bono from U2.
  • Edge from U2.
  • All the fucking idiots in U2.
  • Self entitled teenagers.
  • The Westboro Baptists.
  • Carlos Mencia.
  • Lady Gaga.
  • Juggalos.
  • Most of the guests on the Jeremy Kyle show.
  • Cher Lloyd and her lopsided mouth.
  • Greasy haired teenagers with pale skin, wispy moustaches that wear long black trenchcoats because they think it makes them look like "The Crow."